Modern families fall into distinct camps, says Victoria Moss. Which is yours?
No plastic please, we’re vegan
Who: Slightly wan-looking children dressed in earthy-toned knitted Caramel bloomers found through a Facebook ‘sell or swap’ group.
Mother undertook a Babywearing course (how to use a sling) while on maternity leave and now spends her time volunteering at the local nappy library, campaigning against the environmental catastrophe of wet wipes. Breastfeeds her six-year-old on demand.
Children call parents by their actual names (Dave and Lish, née Elizabeth) and attend Into the Woods nursery, where they spend all day outside, in all weathers.